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Sermon: Don't Confuse Me With The Facts!
Sermon Text: Don't Confuse Me With The Facts!
So there was this guy, and he thought he was dead. His wife told him he wasn't dead. His kids told him he wasn't dead. His friends told him he wasn't dead. But he still insisted that he was dead. So finally, his family got him to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist thought the best strategy for curing him was to convince him of just one fact: dead men do not bleed. So over the next six months, the psychiatrist got the man to study medical textbooks and charts of the human body.
And then he had this man observe autopsies, and observe medical students working with human cadavers. The psychiatrist even had this man work as an assistant at a funeral home. Finally, the man was exasperated, and he said, "Okay, doc, enough already! I get it....dead men do not bleed." The psychiatrist smiled. And he took the man's hand and pricked the end of his finger with a needle. A little drop of blood oozed out. The man looked at his finger and said, "Well, whaddaya know! Dead men DO bleed!"